PODCAST PRODUCTIONS
I wrote these for private clients or by request.
The Minotaur
Extremely graphic heterosexual sex, fantasy, sex with a minotaur, golden showers
I wrote this story for a private client to his specifications. It was also performed on the podcast
Intrepid news reporter seeks answers to disappearing cows. What she finds is a cave and a lot of piss.
An edited version was eventually produced on DirtybitPodcast.
Pete
A lesbian shows a straight woman the pleasure of another woman.
A script I wrote for a private client and eventually produced on DirtybitPodcast.
Let’s Meet at Bun Boy
Pegging, heterosexual sex, forbidden relationship, secretive, graphic
The DirtybitPodcast asked for someone to write a script involving pegging. I complied and it was produced.
SELF-PUBLISHED EROTICA
My self-published books favor the Action Figure genre (main characters must have been made into action figures and the laws of physics need not apply) and historical settings. As for the sex scenes, there are heterosexual and lesbian scenes, as well as MMF and MFF threesomes. They are graphic, but not crude. The characters have some emotional depth with overarching personal goals. The relationships are romantic, intimate, or just hungry acts of fucking.
fantasy, historical, chaotic feel, graphic sex, heterosexual, some emotional complexity
You’ve fantasized about it. You hungered for it. You were slightly afraid of the possibility. It seemed impossible, but perhaps someone, somewhere out there could make it happen.
It happened: Abraham Lincoln erotica.
It’s Action Figure Erotica and it puts historical figures, mythological and fictional characters in sexual fantasies.
In Abraham Lincoln Eats Pie at the Kali Cafe, Lincoln is joined by the six armed Hindu goddess Kali, Medusa, a cyclops, sex-worker Ponies, Lunchlady Lois and, of course, John Wilkes Booth.
Available on Amazon.
lesbian, graphic sex, romance, historical, cross dressing
A new magician is about to join Pia Palladino’s carnival. Calling himself The King, he is a masterful conjurer. But Pia can see through his tricks and is certain there is something else in his pants.
Pia Palladino’s erotic lesbian gypsy adventures are set in 1920’s America, when the country was in the throes of the Jazz Age and gripped by magicians and mediums who promised conversations with the dead and superhuman physical acts.
Available on Amazon.
POETRY
The following are from my one book of poetry The Majestic Genital Kingdom: Erotic Micro Fridge Poetry
she ate my aching
sweet tender sushi
sea
I am her loving
worshiped lunch
I am a
majestic genital kingdom
sin and die
in my burning bush
and I will resurrect you
luscious sweet storm
beneath you
a fragile crushing
have him boil churn
his kneeling tongue
and whiskey kiss
Satan
sings of sick
envy of me
I soar with you
he is a broken arm
a longing gesture
after you
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